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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:51
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Nuts and Butts
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Everyone loved it.
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
What is the story of how you met your spouse?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones